Bond.
Shames Bond. — The AI Accountability Agent
A desktop agent with one mission: inspect the web, expose lazy AI, and hold shameless users and companies accountable. Activate him, and he watches every post, blog, and pitch deck the modern internet keeps trying to sell you.
The world can't be saved by AI alone.
But it can be saved from bad AI.
Bond doesn't just use AI. He puts it on trial. Every LinkedIn manifesto, every "thought leadership" blog, every brand pivot dressed up as innovation — Bond reads it, ranks it, and decides whether the author deserves a seat at the table or a seat at the back of the class.
- ✓Inspect — sharp eye, sharper mind
- ✓Score — five pillars of AI shame
- ✓Report — citizen-led accountability
- ✓Vault — every dossier, signed and sealed
How Bond works
Five steps. Quiet. Tireless. Tuxedo always pressed.
Inspect
Bond runs in your tray and silently scans the pages you visit — LinkedIn feeds, Medium posts, corporate blogs, product launches.
Scan
He reads, watches, and listens — recognizing AI fingerprints in copy, imagery, and entire brand voices.
Score
Each artifact gets an AI Shame Scorecard across Transparency, Originality, Ethics, Value, and Impact.
Report
You file a one-click report. Bond cross-references it with prior dossiers and decides what's worth pursuing.
Vault
Verified shame is sealed inside the Accountability Vault — encrypted, timestamped, and impossible to revise.
When the threshold is met,
every Bond agent — on every desktop, in every browser — lights up the moment the shamed individual or company appears on screen. A discreet halo. A whisper. Public notice, served.
Truth over hype.
Every confirmed report is sealed inside Bond's vault: cryptographically signed, immutable, peer-reviewed by the citizen jury. No takedowns. No edits. No "we've updated our policy."
Curated daily. Signed: Bond.
- 9.2LinkedInAI Leadership Post
- 4.1FacebookJust launched our AI solution! 🚀
- 7.8Blog10 Ways AI Can Change Your Life 🤖
- 1.2X / TwitterAI is the answer to everything.
- 2.3InstagramAI generated magic ✨
The Signal.
Each entry is a target who crossed the shame threshold. When Bond is active on your desktop, every appearance of these names triggers a discreet halo wherever they show up online.
- 1.4TechVisionary CorpLinkedIn · Undisclosed AI-written manifesto47s ago312 reports
- 0.9@growth_guruX / Twitter · AI slop thread, 14 posts/day1m ago187 reports
- 2.1Nimbus StrategiesCompany Blog · Plagiarized whitepaper2m ago96 reports
- 1.6BrandBoss DailyInstagram · AI-generated 'founder' portraits3m ago142 reports
- 0.8Synergy LabsLinkedIn · Misleading 'human-written' claim3m ago264 reports
- 1.1@ai_evangelistX / Twitter · Pure regurgitation, zero attribution4m ago73 reports
- 0.6Helix VenturesPitch Deck · AI-fabricated case studies5m ago51 reports
- 2.4DailyHype NewsroomBlog · AI-mass-produced articles6m ago421 reports
Pricing, stirred not shaken.
Pick your dossier. Cancel any time — Bond won't be offended, he's a professional.
Solo accountability, on the house.
- ✓Desktop agent for 1 device
- ✓Score any page on demand
- ✓File up to 10 reports / month
- ✓Read-only access to the Vault
For citizens with a mission.
- ✓Unlimited reports & scoring
- ✓Live signal halos across the web
- ✓Personal dossier history
- ✓Priority Vault submissions
- ✓Up to 3 devices
Teams who hold brands accountable.
- ✓Everything in Operative
- ✓Shared org dossiers & vault
- ✓Brand-watch (monitor competitors)
- ✓API access & weekly audit briefs
- ✓SSO + audit log
Bond is recruiting. Get on the list.
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I've got this.